Golden Sentences

1. Death is hereditary.

2. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and
the right side.

3. An expert is someone who can explain a subject in such a way that
he will make you totally confused.

4. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of
them.

5. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

6. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one
forgets.

7. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

8. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone
else.

9. Well done is better than well said.

10. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is
watching.

11. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

12. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

13. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die .